19 January 2006

Tick tock...

Ah, the sound of a lone voice echoing through the wilderness. I added a personal vanity / humility button the other day. It was a clever bit of economic programming which attempts to value your blog based upon visits and links to certain centralized blogs.

What I really wanted I found today. The ultimate in humbling tech engines. A site meter. How many of the internet's glitterati will descend into my humble abode of thought and vision?

A million?

A hundred thousand?

Seven?

How about zero.

Oh well, at least I don't have to put on clean pajamas.

5 comments:

Citizen Deux said...

I like glitterati, it's so post modern...

Wait, how about Celebroids???

I coined it!

It's mine, mine mine.....

Anonymous said...

Maybe if you had some porn links, more people would visit the site.

Citizen Deux said...

Good idea, but then I would be cheating the really good porn link sites...

Anonymous said...

Scootmaroo and Deux-
Like Einstein and Sun Tzu-
Bringing insight to me and you-
But what of those with different views? -
They are liars, so you must choose-
Truth and wisdon -
or the ax that hews -

Citizen Deux said...

Heaven help us...